• @HiddenLayer5@lemmy.mlOP
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      2311 months ago

      “Hey, you’ll still die, but at least we’ll be able to identity your mangled corpse for your family!”

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          11 months ago

          “The helmet held off the drunk redneck in the luxury truck just long enough for us to acquire a tissue sample from which the DNA was sequenced. We were able to positively identify the remains of your child. I’m sorry.”