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minus-square@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.mlOPlinkfedilinkEnglish23•11 months ago“Hey, you’ll still die, but at least we’ll be able to identity your mangled corpse for your family!”
minus-square@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.mlOPlinkfedilinkEnglish5•edit-211 months ago“The helmet held off the drunk redneck in the luxury truck just long enough for us to acquire a tissue sample from which the DNA was sequenced. We were able to positively identify the remains of your child. I’m sorry.”
“Hey, you’ll still die, but at least we’ll be able to identity your mangled corpse for your family!”
Yeah they read, the nametag in the helmet
“The helmet held off the drunk redneck in the luxury truck just long enough for us to acquire a tissue sample from which the DNA was sequenced. We were able to positively identify the remains of your child. I’m sorry.”