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u/unhappy_grapefruit_2 to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Most legible scottish person

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Most legible scottish person

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u/unhappy_grapefruit_2 to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @ladicius@lemmy.world
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    129•1 year ago

    Thanks for translating. As a non native English speaker I nearly got a stroke trying to understand these… words.

    • Zagorath
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      62•1 year ago

      To assist:

      • Lesbo: short for lesbian
      • Pish: an expression of frustration
      • Bangin’: hot
      • nd: and
      • ye: you
      • am no: I’m not
      • tae: to
      • yer: your
      • pal: friend
      • shag: have sex with
      • Punkie
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        I got all of that except “shag ye x,” because it sounds like “shag (fuck) you x,” where “x” is the subject that is a bit vague. Like, “I’m trying to shag you, love?” or “Fuck your ex,” as in, the last person you broke up with?

        • @funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works
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          45•1 year ago

          “x” is a kiss, used as an informal “yours truly” in British English digital correspondence

          • Lemminary
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            11•1 year ago

            Wait, I thought ‘x’ was hug and ‘o’ was kiss. Have I been wrong all these years??

            • Sjmarf
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              1 year ago

              X is kiss, O is hug (at least, in the UK it is)

              • @teuast@lemmy.ca
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                5•1 year ago

                that is also how it’s always been explained to me

        • Zagorath
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          17•1 year ago

          I could be wrong, but I thought the x at the end was just a cutesy sign-off. Like “xoxo” type of thing.

        • @ZeroTHM@lemmy.world
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          16•1 year ago

          Pretty sure it’s the x in “xoxo”, the old convention for hugs and kisses.

          • TSG_Asmodeus (he, him)
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            24•1 year ago

            xoxo… the old convention for hugs and kisses.

            • @trafficnab@lemmy.ca
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              1 year ago

              The release of Shrek is closer to the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan and the invention of the Sony Walkman than it is to today

              • @rottingleaf@lemmy.zip
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                7•1 year ago

                Now I want to cry.

    • @x4740N@lemmy.world
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      33•1 year ago

      As a native English speaker I nearly got a stroke trying to figure out what it said

      • @cmbabul@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        I had to imagine Karen Gillan saying it

        • @Xanvial@lemmy.world
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          8•1 year ago

          Oi

        • Lemminary
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          3•1 year ago

          Mine was Fern Brady!

          • @PunnyName@lemmy.world
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            3•1 year ago

            Oh, new comedian unlocked! Yes!

          • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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            2•1 year ago

            Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

            Fern Brady

            Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

            I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

            • Lemminary
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              3•1 year ago

              Ah, ye daft bot! Could’ve at least tossed a wee upvote me way for the comment, aye?

    • @ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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      22•1 year ago

      As a native English speaker, me too.

    • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2OP
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      Should watch still game. You’ll end up with a brain aneurysm trying understand the Scottish pensioner’s

      • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        8•1 year ago

        The Scottish pensioner is what?

        • @lseif@sopuli.xyz
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          7•1 year ago

          it’s not a contraction, it’s possession.

          the Scottish pensioner’s [dialogue]

          where the last word is omitted for brevity

          • @hoshikarakitaridia@sh.itjust.works
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            6•1 year ago

            I never knew you can just omit such key words.

            • @lseif@sopuli.xyz
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              4•1 year ago

              well you can!

              • Handles
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                2•1 year ago

                And if the sentence feels sparse you can drop “which” in there wherever, because apparently it’s just filler now.

              • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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                1•1 year ago

                If you’re a big fat liar

                • @lseif@sopuli.xyz
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                  1•1 year ago

                  how will you ever cope

            • @Mr_Blott@lemmy.world
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              1•1 year ago

              You’re weclome

      • @KnightontheSun@lemmy.world
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        [deleted]

        • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2OP
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          4•1 year ago

          Personally father ted takes the cake in my books I’ve still got father Jack Hacketts wise words ingrained into my head

          • drink feck arse girls

          .such words of poetry such words of expression these words are moving pieces of poetry

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