Pick whatever non-NATO source.

  • @killeronthecorner@lemmy.world
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    9211 months ago

    During his next public speech, you’d notice that his eyebrows are slightly bushier, his voice is slightly deeper, and he’s suddenly an inch taller.

    • @NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world
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      "Doppelgangers! Listen!

      There is a good news and a bad news for you this morning.

      The good news is: Our Great Leader has survived the dangerous attack last night.

      The other news is: He has lost his right arm. "

        • lad
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          211 months ago

          I tried searching but to no avail, is it a quote?

          • Alex
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            If he loses his right arm, and Doppelgangers have to look exactly like him, they also have to lose their right arms

          • If Putin loses an arm, all of his doppelgängers will need to lose an arm too. Otherwise they’ll be immediately identified as doppelgängers.

            It’s a pretty well known thing that Putin frequently uses lookalikes for public appearances. It’s apparently an old habit from when he was a KGB agent. So if someone snipes him from a rooftop, it’s probably not even him; He can claim to have miraculously survived the shooting, then carry on as if nothing happened.