Pick whatever non-NATO source.

  • @NeoNachtwaechter@lemmy.world
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    232 years ago

    "Doppelgangers! Listen!

    There is a good news and a bad news for you this morning.

    The good news is: Our Great Leader has survived the dangerous attack last night.

    The other news is: He has lost his right arm. "

      • lad
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        22 years ago

        I tried searching but to no avail, is it a quote?

        • Alex
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          92 years ago

          If he loses his right arm, and Doppelgangers have to look exactly like him, they also have to lose their right arms

        • @PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world
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          62 years ago

          If Putin loses an arm, all of his doppelgängers will need to lose an arm too. Otherwise they’ll be immediately identified as doppelgängers.

          It’s a pretty well known thing that Putin frequently uses lookalikes for public appearances. It’s apparently an old habit from when he was a KGB agent. So if someone snipes him from a rooftop, it’s probably not even him; He can claim to have miraculously survived the shooting, then carry on as if nothing happened.