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seahorse [Ohio]M to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 years ago

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming

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Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming

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seahorse [Ohio]M to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 2 years ago
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STOCKTON, CA—Cackling as the steps of the dastardly plan crystallized in her mind, local trans teen Brie Chandler told reporters Tuesday that she had hatched a nefarious plot to undergo years of medical treatments and counseling to win at swimming. “It’s oh, so simple: several years of sweet-talking medical…
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    Not just any swimming, but some amateur or extracurricular school event!

    • Rozaŭtuno
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      83•2 years ago

      TERFs when I win a game of Battleship:

      • @doppelgangmember@lemmy.world
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        😂🤣😂

      • Chaotic Entropy
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        Everyone knows transitioning makes you clairvoyant, you damn cheat!

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      The ones that earn you grants and scholarships? The ones that can get you admission to good schools? Those ones that can help break a cycle of poverty that existed in your family for generations? Those meaningless old things!

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