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seahorse [Ohio]M to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming

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Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming

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seahorse [Ohio]M to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 1 year ago
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STOCKTON, CA—Cackling as the steps of the dastardly plan crystallized in her mind, local trans teen Brie Chandler told reporters Tuesday that she had hatched a nefarious plot to undergo years of medical treatments and counseling to win at swimming. “It’s oh, so simple: several years of sweet-talking medical…
  • @Daft_ish@lemmy.world
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    I’m saying Trans women are woman and should be allowed to participate in sports.

    • @chitak166@lemmy.world
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      Oh, is anyone saying they can’t?

      • @Daft_ish@lemmy.world
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        … sort by top maybe.

        • @chitak166@lemmy.world
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          3•1 year ago

          Can you be more specific?

    • @quo@feddit.uk
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      deleted by creator

      • @Daft_ish@lemmy.world
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        Whoa bitch, you way literal.

        • @quo@feddit.uk
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          deleted by creator

          • @Daft_ish@lemmy.world
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            Bye troll

            • @quo@feddit.uk
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              deleted by creator

              • @theangryseal@lemmy.world
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                Maaaaahhhhhm! Someone online is twolling me. He said that cuphead is not the greatest game of all time. Litewal Nazis everywhere.

                It is a FACT that cuphead is the greatest game of all time and if you don’t acknowledge it you are a fascist, a troll, or an idiot.

            • @chitak166@lemmy.world
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              Still waiting for you to be more specific about who said trans women shouldn’t be allowed to participate in sports.

              If anyone is the troll here, it looks like you.

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