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𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 years ago

What's stopping you from coding like this ?

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What's stopping you from coding like this ?

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𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 years ago
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  • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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    102•2 years ago
    1. I am not made out of silly putty.
    2. I am not female.
    3. I cannot code.
    4. I am 120% less flexible than her.
    5. I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
    6. I don’t want to.
    • Treczoks
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      21•2 years ago

      Apart from 3., I’m in full agreement.

      • ÚwÙ-Passwort
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        2•2 years ago

        With the delay from transatlantic connections, I could ignore 5

    • Sagrotan
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      4•2 years ago
      1. My back
    • @onlinepersona@programming.dev
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      2 years ago

      I am not female.

      You’re assuming their gender. Maybe they’re staring at dick all day 😉

      CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

      • @tsonfeir@lemm.ee
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        7•2 years ago

        I wasn’t going to use it, but I feel like I have to now. 🤓

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