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@devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 years ago

What's stopping you from coding like this ?

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What's stopping you from coding like this ?

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@devilish666@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 years ago
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  • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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    102•2 years ago
    1. I am not made out of silly putty.
    2. I am not female.
    3. I cannot code.
    4. I am 120% less flexible than her.
    5. I lack a port hole through which to see the screen.
    6. I don’t want to.
    • Treczoks
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      21•2 years ago

      Apart from 3., I’m in full agreement.

      • ÚwÙ-Passwort
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        2•2 years ago

        With the delay from transatlantic connections, I could ignore 5

    • Sagrotan
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      4•2 years ago
      1. My back
    • @onlinepersona@programming.dev
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      2 years ago

      I am not female.

      You’re assuming their gender. Maybe they’re staring at dick all day 😉

      CC BY-NC-SA 4.0

      • @tsonfeir@lemm.ee
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        7•2 years ago

        I wasn’t going to use it, but I feel like I have to now. 🤓

  • @ques0@lemmy.world
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    81•2 years ago

  • @rozlav@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    59•2 years ago

    Back-end developper ?

  • 𝕯𝖎𝖕𝖘𝖍𝖎𝖙
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    48•2 years ago

    my neck. my back. my…

    • @ShepherdPie@midwest.social
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      60•2 years ago

      … full development stack?

  • 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒆𝒍
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    44•2 years ago

    I’d say visibility is kinda poor

    • Trailblazing Braille Taser
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      27•2 years ago

      Slap an Apple Vision Pro on ya face

    • Avicenna
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      5•2 years ago

      field of vision

    • @frezik@midwest.social
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      Well, you can stare at a pussy all day. If you don’t have a pussy, then never mind.

      • @odium@programming.dev
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        5•2 years ago

        Why never mind? You could stare at a dick instead.

  • @Dasnap@lemmy.world
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    40•2 years ago

    Risk of the buttplug falling on my face.

    • @GluWu@lemm.ee
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      24•2 years ago

      Use some duct tape

    • ÚwÙ-Passwort
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      14•2 years ago

      Bigger Plug?

      • @Dasnap@lemmy.world
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        14•2 years ago

        Or tighter anus.

        • @Neil@lemmy.ml
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          3•2 years ago

          You can never go back.

  • Jay
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    30•2 years ago

    If I was to ever get myself into that position it’s going to take 3 doctors and a voodoo priest to get me out of it.

  • NoSpiritAnimal
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    30•2 years ago

    Too close to my own dick, gonna try to suck it and get distracted.

  • spez
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    27•2 years ago

    An annoying lack of x-ray vision.

  • peto (he/him)
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    23•2 years ago

    That wrist angle looks uncomfortable as all hell.

    • @MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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      12•2 years ago

      You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

  • amio
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    19•2 years ago

    Being generally as flexible as a dry straw, not owning the cool open-toe tights, missing the ability to see through my own abdomen, and I don’t use Apple products.

  • sj_zero
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    19•2 years ago

    About 200 pounds.

  • @mumblerfish@lemmy.world
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    16•2 years ago

    What would enable me to work like that, is my question.

    • @ONRYO@feddit.ch
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      4•2 years ago

      Insanity

      • @mumblerfish@lemmy.world
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        1•2 years ago

        You become that flexible and all you have to pay is insanity? Well I wanna say my 40+ ass would take that deal, but fuck it, not even my early 20s would have a chance.

  • @letsgo@lemm.ee
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    16•2 years ago

    I think it’s the fact that I can’t see the errors on my vagina.

    • setVeryLoud(true);
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      8•2 years ago

      Sounds like a skill issue to me

    • @optissima@lemmy.world
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      6•2 years ago

      Someone chose the wrong bottom surgery smh

  • no banana
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    15•2 years ago

    A lifetime of sitting still mostly

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