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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

The man can't help himself

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The man can't help himself

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works
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    41•1 year ago

    Urinating in the bathroom sink 🤤.

    • @Dasnap@lemmy.world
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      30•1 year ago

      Pissing in the ice cube tray 🤤

      • @exocrinous@startrek.website
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        13•1 year ago

        Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

        • @BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca
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          3•1 year ago

          Gotta be biggus dikus

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        11•1 year ago

        I prefer to piss in the wood stove.

        • @Dasnap@lemmy.world
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          9•1 year ago

          How about the humidifier?

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            6•1 year ago

            I’ll have to try that.

            • HonkyTonkWoman
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              7•1 year ago

              If Upper Decking someone is taking a dump in the toilet tank, what would pissing in the humidifier be called?

              “Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions…

              Also, my brother & I had go cart growing up. One afternoon we ran that thing until engine overheated, leaving us stranded.

              Being an impatient lil redneck, my brother decided to whip it out & piss on the engine to cool it off…

              Hot piss smells fuckin awful…

              • threelonmusketeers
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                5•1 year ago

                what would pissing in the humidifier be called?

                “Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions…

                “Freshen the air”? “Make it rain”? “Steam it up”?

                • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                  8•1 year ago

                  Golden vapours.

                  • threelonmusketeers
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                    3•1 year ago

                    Perfect.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          0•1 year ago

          deleted by creator

    • dohpaz42
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      13•1 year ago

      *kitchen sink

      For when the one bathroom is already being used and ya gotta go.

      • @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works
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        2•1 year ago

        Meeh, I use it as a urinal, even if the bathroom is not being used 😁.

        • @starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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          8•1 year ago

          Good to see the ol’ /r/SinkPissers community is strong on Lemmy

          • @0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works
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            3•1 year ago

            God damn 🤣… never knew it existed on Reddit 🤣.

      • kakler bitmap
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        1•1 year ago

        I read that as “when the one in the bathroom is already being used” and imagined some guy grumbling about having to pee in the kitchen sink because someone else is already peeing in the bathroom sink.

      • TheHarpyEagle
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        1•1 year ago

        :(

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