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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

The man can't help himself

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The man can't help himself

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @Dasnap@lemmy.world
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    30•1 year ago

    Pissing in the ice cube tray 🤤

    • @exocrinous@startrek.website
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      13•1 year ago

      Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

      • @BlemboTheThird@lemmy.ca
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        3•1 year ago

        Gotta be biggus dikus

    • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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      11•1 year ago

      I prefer to piss in the wood stove.

      • @Dasnap@lemmy.world
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        9•1 year ago

        How about the humidifier?

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          6•1 year ago

          I’ll have to try that.

          • HonkyTonkWoman
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            7•1 year ago

            If Upper Decking someone is taking a dump in the toilet tank, what would pissing in the humidifier be called?

            “Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions…

            Also, my brother & I had go cart growing up. One afternoon we ran that thing until engine overheated, leaving us stranded.

            Being an impatient lil redneck, my brother decided to whip it out & piss on the engine to cool it off…

            Hot piss smells fuckin awful…

            • threelonmusketeers
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              5•1 year ago

              what would pissing in the humidifier be called?

              “Watering the lawn” is about all I can come up with & I think it’s a pretty shit name. Need some more suggestions…

              “Freshen the air”? “Make it rain”? “Steam it up”?

              • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                8•1 year ago

                Golden vapours.

                • threelonmusketeers
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                  3•1 year ago

                  Perfect.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        0•1 year ago

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