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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago

The man can't help himself

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The man can't help himself

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago
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  • @RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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    45•2 years ago

    Ok, I didn’t get it when I thought they meant not making the deck angry, and I still don’t get what I’m supposed to be seeing here.

    • @ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world
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      The footprints in the snow that show he was still pissing off the deck.

      My only question is why does she care?

      • @Lmaydev@programming.dev
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        76•2 years ago

        Maybe she doesn’t want her deck to smell like piss

        • cheesymoonshadow
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          30•2 years ago

          Or the plants to die. Large shrubs can be expensive to replace.

          • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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            4•2 years ago

            Ok, just piss in the corner then.

          • @PeePantsMcgee@lemm.ee
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            3•2 years ago

            I finally stopped peeing off the porch when I killed 2 rose bushes. Now I walk 2 steps off the porch and kill the grass

        • @RagingRobot@lemmy.world
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          16•2 years ago

          Weird

          • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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            I know… it’s pretty much written into marriage vows, “till death do us part or one of us stops pissing from the deck”. She needs to fulfill her duties and start joining him at night on the deck

        • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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          He is pissing off the deck. And no the ground won’t start smelling like piss from that lol

          • slazer2au
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            10•2 years ago

            Depends where the last few drops go.

            • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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              17•2 years ago

              You’d have to have quite a lot of last few drops to smell up the place. Or some ridiculously potent piss.

              • @FreakinSteve@lemmy.world
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                7•2 years ago

                Have you ever seen a public urinal?

                • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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                  No of course not. Please elaborate. Do they get similar amounts of users or something else that’s comparable?

                  • @Guntrigger@feddit.ch
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                    I’m now more interested in how you’ve never seen a urinal.

                  • @FreakinSteve@lemmy.world
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                    0•2 years ago

                    They all have misses and drips all around them. It’s such a simple skill that men can’t master even when an entire industry was built to accommodate them.

              • Pyr
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                6•2 years ago

                Not if he does it every night. A few drops after a few weeks is a fair bit and wood soaks up liquid pretty good.

                • @tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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                  10•2 years ago

                  Wood for an outside deck isn’t going to be soaking up much liquid, or the deck would turn to shit after a couple rainstorms. It’s probably pressure treated

              • @RealFknNito@lemmy.world
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                5•2 years ago

                I’m now imagining him getting bottles of concentrated piss and pouring it off the deck in the middle of the night to deter predators.

            • @tetris11@lemmy.ml
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              I imagine there’s a racoon hiding underneath the boards, just lying there with its mouth open, waiting

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