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@JPDev@programming.dev to Programmer Humor@programming.dev • 2 years ago

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  • @some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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    176•2 years ago

    He already did the hard part! Why won’t you lazy fucks implement his great ideas?

    • Ragdoll X
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      2 years ago

      It is, in fact, very easy to code a game!

      from pygame import game
      game.load_player()
      game.load_enemies()
      game.load_audio()
      game.run()
      
      • oce 🐆
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        74•2 years ago

        I’m glad that there’s no micro transactions nor loot boxes.

        • bitwolf
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          81•2 years ago

          That’s in game.load_dlc() we opted not to include that until our game is already beloved on steam.

          • @CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works
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            20•2 years ago

            Make sure to add mandatory EGS accounts later.

            • @pivot_root@lemmy.world
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              20•2 years ago

              EGS? Oh, no. We don’t do that here. We’re more along the lines of:

            • @AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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              5•2 years ago
              if date.today() - RELEASE_DATE > timedelta(days=90):
                  try:
                      game.prompt_user_to_connect_3rd_party_account()
                  except PlayerRefusal:
                      sys.exit(0)
              
        • @pivot_root@lemmy.world
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          14•2 years ago

          That part comes when they find a publisher.

      • @suction@lemmy.world
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        14•2 years ago

        I’m writing this down. Fuck, my first game!!!

        • @listless@lemmy.cringecollective.io
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          2•2 years ago

          You can’t do that, you’re committing copyright infringement! Change gameto mygame though, and you’re golden.

          • @suction@lemmy.world
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            1•2 years ago

            Ah see I knew it would be too much work after all

    • @baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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      12•2 years ago

      And sign this NDA and I keep 95% since it was my idea!

    • @Holzkohlen@feddit.de
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      4•2 years ago

      Just have ChatGPT do it then. Not so sophisticated AI after all, huh?

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