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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago

Anon needs help proving something

sh.itjust.works

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Anon needs help proving something

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 2 years ago
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  • @Maalus@lemmy.world
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    1•2 years ago

    Okay they kicked in. What next?

    • @Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      -1•2 years ago

      If you still think it’s a problem, call your psychiatrist and explain what’s happening.

      • @Maalus@lemmy.world
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        7•2 years ago

        Psychiatrists can’t help you with theseus gnomes, everyone knows that

        • @yetAnotherUser@feddit.de
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          3•2 years ago

          Just gift me the PC, I will protect it from the gnomes

          • @Maalus@lemmy.world
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            6•2 years ago

            Can’t gift you the PC, it’s no longer mine

        • GratefullyGodless
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          2•2 years ago

          Especially since they could swap out every part of your psychiatrist between appointments, and then they’re not your psychiatrist anymore.

          • @Maalus@lemmy.world
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            1•2 years ago

            And then the swapped psychiatrist will swap your meds thus doing the gnome’s work by proxy

        • @Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          0•2 years ago

          I can attest that every theseus gnome problem I’ve ever had was resolved by a psychiatrist.

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