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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago

Anon needs help proving something

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Anon needs help proving something

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 1 year ago
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  • @Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    -1•1 year ago

    If you still think it’s a problem, call your psychiatrist and explain what’s happening.

    • @Maalus@lemmy.world
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      7•1 year ago

      Psychiatrists can’t help you with theseus gnomes, everyone knows that

      • @yetAnotherUser@feddit.de
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        3•1 year ago

        Just gift me the PC, I will protect it from the gnomes

        • @Maalus@lemmy.world
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          6•1 year ago

          Can’t gift you the PC, it’s no longer mine

      • GratefullyGodless
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        2•1 year ago

        Especially since they could swap out every part of your psychiatrist between appointments, and then they’re not your psychiatrist anymore.

        • @Maalus@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          And then the swapped psychiatrist will swap your meds thus doing the gnome’s work by proxy

      • @Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        0•1 year ago

        I can attest that every theseus gnome problem I’ve ever had was resolved by a psychiatrist.

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