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minus-square@hperrin@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink60•1 year agoNext you’re gonna tell me metal statues aren’t solid, and don’t weigh tens of thousands of pounds.
minus-square@DharkStare@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglish54•1 year agoStrippers don’t rotate around the pole. The pole itself is rotating.
minus-square@tiny@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglish29•1 year agoSomehow that was a bigger emotional blow than finding out pro wrestling is fake
minus-squareCaptain AggravatedlinkfedilinkEnglish10•1 year agoI think I learned from that weird pole dancing archer guy who makes Youtube shorts that the pole can be locked and unlocked depending on the specific act?
minus-squareCaptain AggravatedlinkfedilinkEnglish2•1 year agoAnswering questions no one asks like can you wield a pole arm in 6 inch platform heels?
minus-square@NegativeInf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink13•1 year agoInteresting contradiction. The cake is a lie, but it’s cake and always has been.
minus-square@Localhorst86@feddit.orglinkfedilink6•1 year agoEverything is cake, and the cake is a lie. Everything is a lie, we are living in the matrix.
minus-square@TehBamski@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink9•1 year agoSanta Clause can’t be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.
minus-square@BlackDragon@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglish6•1 year agoI’m pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.
minus-square@xia@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglish2•1 year agoSo he’s some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?
Next you’re gonna tell me metal statues aren’t solid, and don’t weigh tens of thousands of pounds.
What else have we been lied to about??
Strippers don’t rotate around the pole. The pole itself is rotating.
Somehow that was a bigger emotional blow than finding out pro wrestling is fake
It’s what?!
(Shhhhh!) Nothing! Ha ha - nothing.
I think I learned from that weird pole dancing archer guy who makes Youtube shorts that the pole can be locked and unlocked depending on the specific act?
For the curious “blumineck” is the name of his channel
Answering questions no one asks like can you wield a pole arm in 6 inch platform heels?
The cake
Interesting contradiction. The cake is a lie, but it’s cake and always has been.
Everything is cake, and the cake is a lie. Everything is a lie, we are living in the matrix.
The caketrix
Who gets to lick the spoon
Santa Clause can’t be fat one moment and ultra skinny the other, to fit down a chimney.
I’m pretty sure Santa is kinda like a cat. All the fat just kinda squishes, if he can fit his head in the rest can make it too.
So he’s some kinda slime or shape-shifter, huh?
They’re not???
Some probably are.
I want to believe