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Mannivu to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

Italian man crushed to death by thousands of falling cheese wheels

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Italian man crushed to death by thousands of falling cheese wheels

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Mannivu to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago
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An Italian man has been crushed to death under thousands of vast wheels of a parmesan-style hard cheese, which weigh about 40kg each, firefighters have said.
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    You get a choice: Death by cheese, death by pasta, or death by marinara

    • rockerface 🇺🇦
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      4•2 years ago

      Is death by pasta being hanged?

      • Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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        5•2 years ago

        Nah, you’re whipped to death a cat o’ nine tails made of cooked spaghetti

        • @TheDoctorDonna@lemmy.world
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          3•2 years ago

          Half cooked spaghetti would be more durable and effective.

          • @Samwizegamgi42@lemmy.world
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            13•2 years ago

            Al dente’s inferno

            • @isame@lemm.ee
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              2•2 years ago

              You got a genuine chuckle out of me. Life’s been a bit unkind lately, so thank you.

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