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@fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish • 8 months ago

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@fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish • 8 months ago
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  • @Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    143•8 months ago

    Have protected sex even if you only have access to non-biodegradable condoms, getting antibiotic resistant chlamydia isn’t going to save the planet.

    • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ
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      Also from an environmental perspective, having a child is about the worst thing you can do compared to…using a fucking condom lmao.

      • @msage@programming.dev
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        41•8 months ago

        Vasectomy

        • @TexasDrunk@lemmy.world
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          41•8 months ago

          I can’t recommend this highly enough if you’re never planning on having a kid or if you’re done having kids. I am a huge weenie when it comes to medical procedures and mine was super simple. I was sore for a few days, did my follow up, and that was it.

          I still use condoms because of STDs but I never have to worry about accidentally having a kid if a condom breaks.

          • @Delta_V@lemmy.world
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            29•8 months ago

            it’s the bees knees when you’re married - cream pies all day, every day

            • @msage@programming.dev
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              7•8 months ago

              I hear ya

          • @ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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            1•8 months ago

            Not to mention your wife’s boyfriend will buy you a Nintendo Switch.

      • @JovialMicrobial@lemm.ee
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        deleted by creator

        • @GbyBE@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Just use the washable ones, made from organic cotton. Lower environmental impact, shorter time until potty trained as well on average. Still not as good as not putting extra people on the planet though 😁

        • @0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          1•8 months ago

          kill the baby.

    • Neon 🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇼🇮🇱🏳️‍🌈
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      33•8 months ago

      Wellll

      If it kills you early, it is certainly good on the climate

    • aname
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      Chlamydia and all other stds are biodegradable

    • KillingTimeItself
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      6•8 months ago

      or just be a based virgin and don’t have sex. That would’ve been the funny answer.

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