PALM BEACH, FL—Claiming he had the most “beautiful and perfect” cranial structure that his physician had ever seen, former President Donald Trump reportedly took to Truth Social this week to release the skull measurements from his latest phrenology exam. “According to my doctor and everyone at the Boston Phrenological Society, my incredible scalp morphology and brain […]
YOUR BODY BETRAYS YOUR DEGENERACY.
WHAT IS LEFT OF THE PINK, PUNY HAM SANDWICH’S MIND HAS DECAYED DUE TO THE RAVAGES OF VENEREAL DISEASE AND OBESITY. HE IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE STUPIDITY THAT CHARACTERIZES HIS WEAK AND DECADENT PEOPLE.
Is this quoting measurehead?
Let’s hope the influence of this ham-sandwich man is waning too.
This comparison isn’t fair to ham sandwiches. I like them and want them to stay around.