• ALoafOfBread
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      6 hours ago

      WHAT IS LEFT OF THE PINK, PUNY HAM SANDWICH’S MIND HAS DECAYED DUE TO THE RAVAGES OF VENEREAL DISEASE AND OBESITY. HE IS A PRIME EXAMPLE OF THE STUPIDITY THAT CHARACTERIZES HIS WEAK AND DECADENT PEOPLE.

    • Coelacanth
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      513 hours ago

      Let’s hope the influence of this ham-sandwich man is waning too.

      • J'Pol
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        37 hours ago

        This comparison isn’t fair to ham sandwiches. I like them and want them to stay around.

      • @Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        35 hours ago

        Normally when I say something is obviously satire and someone comes up with “BUT IN CURRENT DAY IT COULD HAPPEN” it pisses me off…

        But you… you could not be more right hahahaha

  • andrew_bidlaw
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    311 hours ago

    Apparently, the ideal skull is Obama’s. I want to study the Don’s one though.