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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 8 months ago

Trump Releases Skull Measurements From Phrenology Exam

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@RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish • 8 months ago
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PALM BEACH, FL—Claiming he had the most “beautiful and perfect” cranial structure that his physician had ever seen, former President Donald Trump reportedly took to Truth Social this week to release the skull measurements from his latest phrenology exam. “According to my doctor and everyone at the Boston Phrenological Society, my incredible scalp morphology and brain […]
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