An article saying they’re taking in more private money and giving it to their state reps? Without any mention of policy or government planning?

No actually, can’t really put my finger on why, but that really doesn’t do it for me.

Takes easy shots for internet points while maintaining the status quo and not trying for any actual improvements

The Dems are legit and got it figured out now!

He has the KGB for that as well!

Piracy never gave me up, never let me down

Kid is a plant to bait some group into doing something. When he fucks it up miserably (and he will, there’s no doubt about that) they’ll use it as an excuse to double down on militarization and control. Expect it to happen sometime next fall a month or two before the election

Beating death is easy, just say he just lost The Game.

They see me rollin’, they hatin’

I think it’s also the younger users here don’t know/remember the time when all Boomers flipped their shit and thought Beanie Babies were THE ONE TRUE investment strategy. They didn’t watch their parents blow their entire retirement fund on a scam. Instead they were the ones that actually got to play with them, so naturally they look back on them fondly.

Sure, but millennials weren’t the generation that brought us things like this. They thought they could horde them to fund their kids college. I know firsthand, my mom spent hundreds of thousands on them claiming they would only go up. Now she’s got nothing. God forbid she buy a fucking savings bond.

So they’re essentially nothing but the crispy corner pieces? Fuck yes! Gimme that shit!

The spirits of the ones that he shot in the first panel are still in the gun

NFTs are just beanie babies for millenials and gen z

The Last Starfighter, Flight of the Navigator, and Batteries Not Included: the trifecta of 80s kids scifi

Not a movie, but Konosuba. Yeah, the show is trash, but it’s my trash. I will ride Aqua until the day I die

Isn’t it illegal to …

No one gives a shit anymore

I hear ya, but I gotta say, America ain’t nothing compared to Japan in that regards. They have actual standardized stock phrases for all types of interactions, at work and at home. I have been in meetings where some participants literally didn’t utter a single word that resembled an original thought, and it was completely acceptable.

My cells know better than to start any shit. They saw what I did to the appendix when he started acting up.

I’m at a loss for how ingenious this is

Unethical pro tip: write obviously wrong documentation, post it somewhere, and then wait for people to flame you while explaining the correct methods.

I’m ashamed to admit I’ve done that a couple of times when I was completly ignored for straight up asking how to do something.

I get it, it’s internet hyperbole. But dude, if that happens please fight back. Protests, voting, or god forbid gunfire if need be. But don’t just give up and die, that’s what they want.