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@PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk • 6 months ago

Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.

www.xatakaon.com

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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.

www.xatakaon.com

@PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk • 6 months ago
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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart
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Texas is the land where regulation is always second, or so they say. However, it’s also a state where politicians have chosen to regulate oddly specific...
  • @AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world
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    Is there a limit on total footage? Does a double ended dildo count as two? Is a Christmas tree of dicks ok since it’s more than 6, but is Christian?

    • @Zombiepirate@lemmy.world
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      45•6 months ago

      Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.

      • mosiacmango
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        35•6 months ago

        They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.

        • @Cypher@lemmy.world
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          15•6 months ago

          Well that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe

        • agentshags
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          9•6 months ago

          Sounds like an interesting bump stock

          • @nezrock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            9•6 months ago

            Hump stock

        • @smeg@feddit.uk
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          5•6 months ago

          You mean like the one from Eurotrip?

      • @Sergio@slrpnk.net
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        13•6 months ago

        Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)

        • sepi
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          18•6 months ago

          That’s why we will always need human artists

          • @Lumidaub@feddit.org
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            6 months ago

            You rang?

            A digital drawing of a swiss-army knife type thing but instead of knives and wholesome tools there are dildos shaped like dragon penises, tentacles and other weird kinky stuff. Also two dragon vaginas and a ball gag and anal beads. This is what I learnt to draw for.

            Edit: … I think I should mark this nsfw. Um. No idea how though.

            • sepi
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              4•6 months ago

              This is beautiful

              • @Lumidaub@feddit.org
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                3•6 months ago

                thank you, i try.

            • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝M
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              3•6 months ago

              The instance doesn’t allow NSFW content, so I don’t think you get the option.

              Luckily, this falls under a satire or parody exemption (probably), so I’m allowing it.

              • @Lumidaub@feddit.org
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                2•6 months ago

                I hadn’t even considered that it might not be allowed at all, my mistake. Thank you for indulging me :)

            • @jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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              1•6 months ago

              Magnificent

      • @abcd@feddit.org
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        6•6 months ago

        We need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“

        • Barowinger
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          3•6 months ago

          Imagine making some sort of open peer to peer sex toy network. Where you are randomly paired up with another person and you control their dildo and they control yours. But no other communication is possible. That would be a fun experiment.

    • @remer@lemmy.world
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      18•6 months ago

      Does a straw have two holes or one hole?

      • @Mac@mander.xyz
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        11•6 months ago

        Straws have one hole.

        • @shottymcb@lemm.ee
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          Is your mouth and anus one hole?

          • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝M
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            12•6 months ago

            Yes, and don’t forget to give your granny a kiss next time you visit.

      • @over_clox@lemmy.world
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        5•6 months ago

        Yes

    • @sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works
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      13•6 months ago

      Christmas tree dildos you say?

    • @over_clox@lemmy.world
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      I dunno, are the Christmas tree dicks circumcised?

    • Gift_of_Gab (they/them)
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      4•6 months ago

      I assume a menorah of dildos is out.

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