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@PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk • 6 months ago

Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.

www.xatakaon.com

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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart.

www.xatakaon.com

@PhilipTheBucket@ponder.cat to And Finally...@feddit.uk • 6 months ago
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Texas Prevents People From Owning More Than 6 Dildos. Now Lawmakers Want to Ban Sex Toys at Walmart
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Texas is the land where regulation is always second, or so they say. However, it’s also a state where politicians have chosen to regulate oddly specific...
  • @Zombiepirate@lemmy.world
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    45•6 months ago

    Need to go candelabra style with them all attached at the base.

    • mosiacmango
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      35•6 months ago

      They just need to add a way to mount it to a gun and then its not a dildo, its a gun accessory.

      • @Cypher@lemmy.world
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        15•6 months ago

        Well that’s one way to finally make Republicans upset about school shootings… maybe

      • agentshags
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        9•6 months ago

        Sounds like an interesting bump stock

        • @nezrock@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          9•6 months ago

          Hump stock

      • @smeg@feddit.uk
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        5•6 months ago

        You mean like the one from Eurotrip?

    • @Sergio@slrpnk.net
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      13•6 months ago

      Like a swiss-army knife. (the AI refuses to render this.)

      • sepi
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        18•6 months ago

        That’s why we will always need human artists

        • @Lumidaub@feddit.org
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          6 months ago

          You rang?

          A digital drawing of a swiss-army knife type thing but instead of knives and wholesome tools there are dildos shaped like dragon penises, tentacles and other weird kinky stuff. Also two dragon vaginas and a ball gag and anal beads. This is what I learnt to draw for.

          Edit: … I think I should mark this nsfw. Um. No idea how though.

          • sepi
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            4•6 months ago

            This is beautiful

            • @Lumidaub@feddit.org
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              3•6 months ago

              thank you, i try.

          • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝M
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            The instance doesn’t allow NSFW content, so I don’t think you get the option.

            Luckily, this falls under a satire or parody exemption (probably), so I’m allowing it.

            • @Lumidaub@feddit.org
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              I hadn’t even considered that it might not be allowed at all, my mistake. Thank you for indulging me :)

          • @jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            1•6 months ago

            Magnificent

    • @abcd@feddit.org
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      6•6 months ago

      We need a global network of connected dildos. I propose to call it „Interdildo“

      • Barowinger
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        Imagine making some sort of open peer to peer sex toy network. Where you are randomly paired up with another person and you control their dildo and they control yours. But no other communication is possible. That would be a fun experiment.

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