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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago

I thought its existence was just a myth

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I thought its existence was just a myth

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago
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  • @zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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    22•5 months ago

    Is the wine magic or the penis?

    • @tiramichu@lemm.ee
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      Generally, the wine is made with extract from animal penises, with the belief that drinking it will give you sexual performance and vitality.

      I’ll give it a pass, personally

      • FartsWithAnAccent
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        19•5 months ago

        …extract?

        • Destide
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          18•5 months ago

          Ever milked a boy cow?

          • FartsWithAnAccent
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            9•5 months ago

            You’re not steering me the wrong way, right?

            • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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              I just milked my neighbor’s bull, would not recommend, I literally can’t pee anymore because it won’t go soft.

              • FartsWithAnAccent
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                3•5 months ago

                I’m pretty sure I don’t want to understand that sentence.

        • Annoyed_🦀 A
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          By dunking that dick inside alcohol for some times so the “essence” will be extracted from the dick.

      • @ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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        12•5 months ago

        To become an Alpha Dick, one must consume the dick of the weak.

        • synae[he/him]
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          7•5 months ago

          Dick of the week, is that some kinda mail-order subscription club?

          • @ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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            3•5 months ago

            Order yours today at dickbox-com

        • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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          5 months ago

          I now have a new way of contextualizing my homosexuality. I am not gay! I am consuming the essence of manhood and absorbing it’s power, to be become a super man!

      • Guy Dudeman
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        6•5 months ago

        And probably poached rhino horn.

        • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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          4•5 months ago

      • Orbituary
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        -7•5 months ago

        First time reading a sarcastic joke on the internet? Boy, are you in for a wild ride.

    • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      10•5 months ago

      Hmm. I don’t remember my magical penis making a wine, but I’ll ask it…

    • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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      It’s wine that made from water that was cycled through magical penises. Of course it’s also magical, that’s how magic works

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