The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year agoI thought its existence was just a mythlemmy.worldimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1406arrow-down13
arrow-up1403arrow-down1imageI thought its existence was just a mythlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 1 year agomessage-square46fedilink
minus-square@zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.devlinkfedilink22•1 year agoIs the wine magic or the penis?
minus-square@tiramichu@lemm.eelinkfedilink29•edit-21 year agoGenerally, the wine is made with extract from animal penises, with the belief that drinking it will give you sexual performance and vitality. I’ll give it a pass, personally
minus-square@sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink1•1 year agoI just milked my neighbor’s bull, would not recommend, I literally can’t pee anymore because it won’t go soft.
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccentlinkfedilink3•1 year agoI’m pretty sure I don’t want to understand that sentence.
minus-squareAnnoyed_🦀 Alink2•1 year agoBy dunking that dick inside alcohol for some times so the “essence” will be extracted from the dick.
minus-square@ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglish12•1 year agoTo become an Alpha Dick, one must consume the dick of the weak.
minus-squaresynae[he/him]linkfedilinkEnglish7•1 year agoDick of the week, is that some kinda mail-order subscription club?
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)linkfedilink2•edit-21 year agoI now have a new way of contextualizing my homosexuality. I am not gay! I am consuming the essence of manhood and absorbing it’s power, to be become a super man!
minus-squareOrbituarylinkfedilinkEnglish-7•1 year agoFirst time reading a sarcastic joke on the internet? Boy, are you in for a wild ride.
minus-square@Empricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglish10•1 year agoHmm. I don’t remember my magical penis making a wine, but I’ll ask it…
minus-square@FooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•1 year agoIt’s wine that made from water that was cycled through magical penises. Of course it’s also magical, that’s how magic works
Is the wine magic or the penis?
Generally, the wine is made with extract from animal penises, with the belief that drinking it will give you sexual performance and vitality.
I’ll give it a pass, personally
…extract?
Ever milked a boy cow?
You’re not steering me the wrong way, right?
I just milked my neighbor’s bull, would not recommend, I literally can’t pee anymore because it won’t go soft.
I’m pretty sure I don’t want to understand that sentence.
By dunking that dick inside alcohol for some times so the “essence” will be extracted from the dick.
To become an Alpha Dick, one must consume the dick of the weak.
Dick of the week, is that some kinda mail-order subscription club?
Order yours today at dickbox-com
I now have a new way of contextualizing my homosexuality. I am not gay! I am consuming the essence of manhood and absorbing it’s power, to be become a super man!
And probably poached rhino horn.
First time reading a sarcastic joke on the internet? Boy, are you in for a wild ride.
Hmm. I don’t remember my magical penis making a wine, but I’ll ask it…
It’s wine that made from water that was cycled through magical penises. Of course it’s also magical, that’s how magic works