The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 6 months agoI thought its existence was just a mythlemmy.worldimagemessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1406arrow-down13
arrow-up1403arrow-down1imageI thought its existence was just a mythlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 6 months agomessage-square46fedilink
minus-square@zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.devlinkfedilink22•6 months agoIs the wine magic or the penis?
minus-square@tiramichu@lemm.eelinkfedilink29•edit-26 months agoGenerally, the wine is made with extract from animal penises, with the belief that drinking it will give you sexual performance and vitality. I’ll give it a pass, personally
minus-square@sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilink1•6 months agoI just milked my neighbor’s bull, would not recommend, I literally can’t pee anymore because it won’t go soft.
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccentlinkfedilink3•6 months agoI’m pretty sure I don’t want to understand that sentence.
minus-squareAnnoyed_🦀 Alink2•6 months agoBy dunking that dick inside alcohol for some times so the “essence” will be extracted from the dick.
minus-square@ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglish12•6 months agoTo become an Alpha Dick, one must consume the dick of the weak.
minus-squaresynae[he/him]linkfedilinkEnglish7•6 months agoDick of the week, is that some kinda mail-order subscription club?
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)linkfedilink2•edit-26 months agoI now have a new way of contextualizing my homosexuality. I am not gay! I am consuming the essence of manhood and absorbing it’s power, to be become a super man!
minus-squareOrbituarylinkfedilinkEnglish-7•6 months agoFirst time reading a sarcastic joke on the internet? Boy, are you in for a wild ride.
minus-square@Empricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglish10•6 months agoHmm. I don’t remember my magical penis making a wine, but I’ll ask it…
minus-square@FooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilink5•6 months agoIt’s wine that made from water that was cycled through magical penises. Of course it’s also magical, that’s how magic works
Is the wine magic or the penis?
Generally, the wine is made with extract from animal penises, with the belief that drinking it will give you sexual performance and vitality.
I’ll give it a pass, personally
…extract?
Ever milked a boy cow?
You’re not steering me the wrong way, right?
I just milked my neighbor’s bull, would not recommend, I literally can’t pee anymore because it won’t go soft.
I’m pretty sure I don’t want to understand that sentence.
By dunking that dick inside alcohol for some times so the “essence” will be extracted from the dick.
To become an Alpha Dick, one must consume the dick of the weak.
Dick of the week, is that some kinda mail-order subscription club?
Order yours today at dickbox-com
I now have a new way of contextualizing my homosexuality. I am not gay! I am consuming the essence of manhood and absorbing it’s power, to be become a super man!
And probably poached rhino horn.
First time reading a sarcastic joke on the internet? Boy, are you in for a wild ride.
Hmm. I don’t remember my magical penis making a wine, but I’ll ask it…
It’s wine that made from water that was cycled through magical penises. Of course it’s also magical, that’s how magic works