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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago

I thought its existence was just a myth

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I thought its existence was just a myth

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago
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  • @devilish666@lemmy.world
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    46•5 months ago

    Meanwhile after drink it…
    1000001612

    • @MNByChoice@midwest.social
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      7•5 months ago

      I don’t want him showing up at my door.

      • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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        7•5 months ago

        Send 'im round to mine, then

  • @zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev
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    22•5 months ago

    Is the wine magic or the penis?

    • @tiramichu@lemm.ee
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      Generally, the wine is made with extract from animal penises, with the belief that drinking it will give you sexual performance and vitality.

      I’ll give it a pass, personally

      • FartsWithAnAccent
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        19•5 months ago

        …extract?

        • Destide
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          18•5 months ago

          Ever milked a boy cow?

          • FartsWithAnAccent
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            9•5 months ago

            You’re not steering me the wrong way, right?

            • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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              1•5 months ago

              I just milked my neighbor’s bull, would not recommend, I literally can’t pee anymore because it won’t go soft.

              • FartsWithAnAccent
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                3•5 months ago

                I’m pretty sure I don’t want to understand that sentence.

        • Annoyed_🦀 A
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          2•5 months ago

          By dunking that dick inside alcohol for some times so the “essence” will be extracted from the dick.

      • @ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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        12•5 months ago

        To become an Alpha Dick, one must consume the dick of the weak.

        • synae[he/him]
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          7•5 months ago

          Dick of the week, is that some kinda mail-order subscription club?

          • @ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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            3•5 months ago

            Order yours today at dickbox-com

        • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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          5 months ago

          I now have a new way of contextualizing my homosexuality. I am not gay! I am consuming the essence of manhood and absorbing it’s power, to be become a super man!

      • Guy Dudeman
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        6•5 months ago

        And probably poached rhino horn.

        • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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          4•5 months ago

      • Orbituary
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        -7•5 months ago

        First time reading a sarcastic joke on the internet? Boy, are you in for a wild ride.

    • @Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      10•5 months ago

      Hmm. I don’t remember my magical penis making a wine, but I’ll ask it…

    • @FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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      5•5 months ago

      It’s wine that made from water that was cycled through magical penises. Of course it’s also magical, that’s how magic works

  • rockerface 🇺🇦
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    15•5 months ago

    +5 Vigor, +5 Endurance

    • Captain Aggravated
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      5•5 months ago

      +4 Dexterity

      • rockerface 🇺🇦
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        3•5 months ago

        +4 Two-Handed

        • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          4•5 months ago

          -5 intelligence

  • @Zip2@feddit.uk
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    14•5 months ago

    🎶simply having a…🎶

    • @BearOfaTime@lemm.ee
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      3•5 months ago

      Hahahaha, I heard the song immediately

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆
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    14•5 months ago

    Is it wine made from magical penises?

    Wine that will make your penis magic?

    Wine for magical penises?

    Wine made by a magical penis?

    • @dumples@midwest.social
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      6•5 months ago

      Yes

  • southsamurai
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    13•5 months ago

    That’s what my wife calls it when I stir her coffee with my dick

    • @FelixCress@lemmy.world
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      8•5 months ago

      While it is still boiling?

      • southsamurai
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        7•5 months ago

        I mean, the lady isn’t into cold coffee.

  • @BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world
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    13•5 months ago

    Is it as good as 3 penis wine?

    https://youtu.be/OuEf-xV9hQc?si=er39G1SDmwVHs1TW

    • @tacosanonymous@lemm.ee
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      7•5 months ago

      It tastes better but it’s not as effective.

      I wouldn’t serve this swill at my EBDB BnB.

  • @SurfinBird@lemmy.ca
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    11•5 months ago

    Hmmm I’m detecting notes of cedar, gooseberries, a hint of vanilla… and… and… um… is that…

  • @jaschen@lemm.ee
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    Taiwanese person here that can read the ingredients. It looks like it’s made from Toad testicles. Edit: nope it’s Gecko

    • @feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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      5•5 months ago

      蛤蚧 (géjiè) is gecko

      • @jaschen@lemm.ee
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        5•5 months ago

        Well shit. I totally misread that.

  • @MisterFrog@lemmy.world
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    5•5 months ago

    Been sitting on this photo for 10 years, my time has come

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      4•5 months ago

      Quaker appears to make a very different type of oatmeal overseas…

  • @BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    5•5 months ago

    I wouldn’t have thought penis would have a high enough sugar content.

    • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      It’s not the wine that’s magical, it’s the penises that are. The magic is that they’re sugary enough.

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      1•5 months ago

      They must’ve eaten a ton of pineapple.

  • @KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol
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    3•5 months ago

    ‘god whip alcohol’

    • @feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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      On this occasion the translation on the bottle is accurate. 鞭 (biān) is also used for certain animal penises (maybe ungulates) when they’re used as food or medicine, and 神 (shén) works as an adjective meaning miraculous or magical.

      • @KazuchijouNo@lemy.lol
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        1•5 months ago

        Fascinating! I knew the first and last character from japanese, but I don’t speak any flavour of ‘chinese’ (yet). I found it really interesting, how this combination of characters translated as “magic penis”. When I learned about ‘kanji’ in japanese I inmediately fell in love with them and since then I’ve been passively trying to learn some mandarin.

        • @feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world
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          2•5 months ago

          Have you tried Outlier Dictionary? It integrates with the Kanji Study app, if you aren’t already using both there’s really nothing better in my opinion. I did exactly what you did, but ultimately realised I’d prefer to study Mandarin directly.

  • @jjjasper@programming.dev
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    2•5 months ago

    以形补形,中医中常见的一个观点,哪个地方需要提高或者不舒服,就用什么部位做药进行治疗和调养。

    translate me so that you know more background

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