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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago

I thought its existence was just a myth

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I thought its existence was just a myth

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The Picard Maneuver to Funny@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago
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  • @tiramichu@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    Generally, the wine is made with extract from animal penises, with the belief that drinking it will give you sexual performance and vitality.

    I’ll give it a pass, personally

    • FartsWithAnAccent
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      19•5 months ago

      …extract?

      • Destide
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        18•5 months ago

        Ever milked a boy cow?

        • FartsWithAnAccent
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          You’re not steering me the wrong way, right?

          • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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            I just milked my neighbor’s bull, would not recommend, I literally can’t pee anymore because it won’t go soft.

            • FartsWithAnAccent
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              3•5 months ago

              I’m pretty sure I don’t want to understand that sentence.

      • Annoyed_🦀 A
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        By dunking that dick inside alcohol for some times so the “essence” will be extracted from the dick.

    • @ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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      12•5 months ago

      To become an Alpha Dick, one must consume the dick of the weak.

      • synae[he/him]
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        7•5 months ago

        Dick of the week, is that some kinda mail-order subscription club?

        • @ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net
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          3•5 months ago

          Order yours today at dickbox-com

      • Dharma Curious (he/him)
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        5 months ago

        I now have a new way of contextualizing my homosexuality. I am not gay! I am consuming the essence of manhood and absorbing it’s power, to be become a super man!

    • Guy Dudeman
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      6•5 months ago

      And probably poached rhino horn.

      • @edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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        4•5 months ago

    • Orbituary
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      -7•5 months ago

      First time reading a sarcastic joke on the internet? Boy, are you in for a wild ride.

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