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Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them] to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish • 2 months ago

U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat

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U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat

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Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them] to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish • 2 months ago
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WASHINGTON—In a move that significantly restricts the eligibility of thousands of American troops to fight for their country on the front lines, senior U.S. military officials announced Wednesday that all men with girl names would now be forbidden from serving in combat roles. The ban, which goes into effect immediately, prohibits male personnel with clearly […]
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    2 months ago

    I thought we had a com for this that I’ve already blocked. Fuck sake.

    • @Aceivan@hexbear.net
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      deleted by creator

      • Sulvy [he/him, comrade/them]M
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        13•2 months ago

        I agree

        • Nakoichi [they/them]M
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          9•2 months ago

          I think banning onion posts is going a bit too far.

          • Sulvy [he/him, comrade/them]M
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            16•2 months ago

            Maybe require The Onion in the title?

            • Z_Poster365 [none/use name]
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              10•2 months ago

              Maybe we should ban anyone who makes it obvious they only read headlines then comment

              • Sulvy [he/him, comrade/them]M
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                5•2 months ago

                Just trying to find a compromise

                • Z_Poster365 [none/use name]
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                  7•2 months ago

                  I think a good compromise is banning those who cannot read past headlines

                  • FunkyStuff [he/him]
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                    8•2 months ago

                    mfs will really say “no investigation no right to speak” then not investigate before speaking

              • OldSoulHippie [he/him]
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                1•2 months ago

                Removed by mod

            • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]
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              9•2 months ago

              name in title could go for any publication tbh

          • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]
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            7•2 months ago

            if you want onion posts in here, ban the fakenews com and OC fakenews posting

      • OldSoulHippie [he/him]
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        deleted by creator

    • Nakoichi [they/them]M
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      13•2 months ago

      It’s the onion come on lol

      • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]
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        10•2 months ago

        so it’s literally fake news?

        • Rom [he/him]
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          13•2 months ago

          No, it’s satire. It’s not trying to fool anyone.

          • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]
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            8•2 months ago

            when i pick up a print onion i know what it is, and I am seeking it out. when someone posts an onion headline with no context i get the same WTF moment as malicious fake news and have to do extra work to determine that it is fake.

            the intent of the newspaper is not the intent of the poster is not the effect on the browser.

            • Rom [he/him]
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              2 months ago

              If clicking the link to load the article is too much work then just block the comm and move on with your life. This isn’t a serious comm and Onion articles get posted here all the time.

              • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]
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                it’s two clicks because clicking on the post loads the thread and then i have to load the article.

                i block fake news I shouldn’t have to block multiple comms for the same bullshit.

                • Rom [he/him]
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                  I don’t know about mobile apps but on desktop clicking the thumbnail opens the link directly with one click.

                  I don’t blame you for falling for the headline, “U.S. Military Bans Men With Girl Names From Combat” isn’t that far removed from reality. But banning all Onion articles (which get posted here all the time without any complaints) because you fell for one and got mad about it is silly.

                • Z_Poster365 [none/use name]
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                  The Onion has been posted to this comm dozens of times in the past without any whinging. What is in the water today?

            • Z_Poster365 [none/use name]
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              the extra work of one mouse click

              There’s no such thing as print newspapers anymore, less than 0.0001% of the Onion’s readership is from physical media most likely, it’s all digital

              • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]
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                poster should just put Onion: [headline text] in the title

                and it’s two clicks because i load into a thread i wasn’t going to click on if i knew it was fake

                • Z_Poster365 [none/use name]
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                  Damn two clicks?!?!

                  The whinging you’ve done in this thread is enough work to sift through around 250 onion articles!

                  Adding “Onion:” to the headline is 6 clicks. You’re asking me to do triple your work??!

                  • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]
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                    8•2 months ago

                    the poster does it once, everybody comes by on the site has to do it individually, that’s way more total work just for you to be a lazy asshole.

                  • OldSoulHippie [he/him]
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                    Removed by mod

              • OldSoulHippie [he/him]
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                5•2 months ago

                Not everyone has good Internet. What do you get out of this? Can’t we just categorize stuff?

                If a friend asked you to you would

        • Z_Poster365 [none/use name]
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          12•2 months ago

          it’s the fucking onion. grow up

          • Dessa [she/her]
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            15•2 months ago

            So it’s literally fake news?

            • Z_Poster365 [none/use name]
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              no it’s the onion, a satirical leftist paper that is the source of 90% of the emojis on this website

              • Dessa [she/her]
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                No? It’s not fake news?

                • Z_Poster365 [none/use name]
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                  no, it’s the onion, a satirical leftist paper

                  • Damarcusart [he/him, comrade/them]
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                    Leftist is quite a stretch tbh. They’re left-lib at best.

          • Le_Wokisme [they/them, undecided]
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            pigpoop

            • Z_Poster365 [none/use name]
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              Removed by mod

          • OldSoulHippie [he/him]
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            Removed by mod

      • OldSoulHippie [he/him]
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        No. I will not “come on”. For a site that bends over backwards for neurodiverse people, there sure is a lot of pushback by people being like “it’s just a prank bro”

        Fuck that

    • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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      The reason we have a fake news comm is because Melina wanted it & did a comm request for it.

      • OldSoulHippie [he/him]
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        1•2 months ago

        Neat. Doesn’t change how I feel

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