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@Zenoctate@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 7 days ago

Anon describes apple's practices

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Anon describes apple's practices

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@Zenoctate@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 7 days ago
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  • boletus
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    9•7 days ago

    It becomes a paperweight once you install the software updates.

    • @buttnugget@lemmy.world
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      -12•7 days ago

      No it does not. Anyone who refers to a functional machine as a paperweight should be involuntarily committed to a psychiatric hospital for evaluation.

      • Cassa
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        10•7 days ago

        Bro what? It’s a greentext - it’s 4chan. They all need theraphy.

        • @buttnugget@lemmy.world
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          Sure, but does nobody know what a paperweight is?

          • Cassa
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            3•7 days ago

            No, they probably don’t 😅 just like floppy disks. The term now generally means “useless”

            http://paperweight.urbanup.com/2374416

            Urban dic implies heavily on apple products too

            • @buttnugget@lemmy.world
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              0•7 days ago

              That is literally the exact definition I am trying to explain to these worthless dumbfucks.

      • @Tattorack@lemmy.world
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        “Functional machine” is the working term here. But I guess we have different definitions of what counts as “functional” :)

        • @buttnugget@lemmy.world
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          We do not have different definitions of a functional machine. If you think they’re overpriced, fine; underperforming per price:performance ratio? Fine. Whatever you want. But brand new Apple products work and you all sound ridiculous defending calling them paperweights.

      • @lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
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        7•7 days ago

        Cultist detected

        • @lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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          Seems like the anti-cultist are the real cultist

        • @buttnugget@lemmy.world
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          Yes. The person who correctly points out that functional computers are not paperweights is a cultist. If you legitimately believe that, you need a whole lot worse than prison.

          • @leftzero@lemmynsfw.com
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            computers

            Apple don’t make computers, they make wealth extractors.

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