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@Zenoctate@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 6 days ago

Anon describes apple's practices

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Anon describes apple's practices

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@Zenoctate@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works • 6 days ago
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  • @buttnugget@lemmy.world
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    No it does not. Anyone who refers to a functional machine as a paperweight should be involuntarily committed to a psychiatric hospital for evaluation.

    • Cassa
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      10•5 days ago

      Bro what? It’s a greentext - it’s 4chan. They all need theraphy.

      • @buttnugget@lemmy.world
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        -1•5 days ago

        Sure, but does nobody know what a paperweight is?

        • Cassa
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          3•5 days ago

          No, they probably don’t 😅 just like floppy disks. The term now generally means “useless”

          http://paperweight.urbanup.com/2374416

          Urban dic implies heavily on apple products too

          • @buttnugget@lemmy.world
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            0•5 days ago

            That is literally the exact definition I am trying to explain to these worthless dumbfucks.

    • @Tattorack@lemmy.world
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      9•6 days ago

      “Functional machine” is the working term here. But I guess we have different definitions of what counts as “functional” :)

      • @buttnugget@lemmy.world
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        We do not have different definitions of a functional machine. If you think they’re overpriced, fine; underperforming per price:performance ratio? Fine. Whatever you want. But brand new Apple products work and you all sound ridiculous defending calling them paperweights.

    • @lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works
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      7•5 days ago

      Cultist detected

      • @lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org
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        Seems like the anti-cultist are the real cultist

      • @buttnugget@lemmy.world
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        Yes. The person who correctly points out that functional computers are not paperweights is a cultist. If you legitimately believe that, you need a whole lot worse than prison.

        • @leftzero@lemmynsfw.com
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          computers

          Apple don’t make computers, they make wealth extractors.

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