Joke of the day

What did dad say when mom asked him to get groceries?

You’ve got to come with me. It’s Twosday.

    • @NaomikhoA
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      21 year ago

      Wow so healthy 🤣 I try to eat like this sometimes but it’s usually just two eggs and some veggies with some dressing for breakfast.

    • Annoyed_🦀 A
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      11 year ago

      Crosspost to c/food as well plz 👉👈

    • @casocial
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      11 year ago

      Hmm, is that freshly cut avocado? If not, I’m surprised it hasn’t oxidised while being kept in a lunchbox!