Joke of the day

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

  • @weecious
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    51 year ago

    Almost committed a crime. I finished my lunch, got up and walked away. Only halfway through did i realise my oversight.

    Ran as fast as I can back to the stall and apologised to the kakak. She said that there’s no need to trouble myself, I can always transfer money to her. Perks of a loyal customer.

    • imaginelizardOPM
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      31 year ago

      Good thing you did, otherwise I’m gonna hogtie you already.

    • @NaomikhoA
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      21 year ago

      Happened to me once too. Luckily my colleague who ordered from the same stall called me back. 😥