Joke of the day
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
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wow much deep
Deeper baby
Shooting forth his army for her charm.
Well, that boy must be in the navy because those army are mainly sea-men.
bonk
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That was beautiful. sniffs
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Maybe it’s for you 🙈
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A poem for the lady huh 😏
Someone already built a python API for lemmy!
I think the Lemmy community will be expanding really fast, really soon. I work with .NET C#, but I used to work with python in uni(altho I was the frontend guy) so combined with the knowledge j can get from the other Lemmy bot repository that someone else shared, maybe I can eventually make a bot for our community 🤔
Nice! Can’t wait to have a community bot soonヾ(＾-＾)ノ
Open offer: If anyone writes a script that uses this API to do something useful for monyet.cc, and you can pack it up as a cronjob + python file, we’d be happy to host it for you!
Please get it working and stable on your own machine before handing it to us though. Since this is untrusted python code we have to review your script manually, and I don’t want to be doing a million little code reviews…
👀if you know anyone on r/malaysia that is a dev, it’s time to kidnap em here…
Almost committed a crime. I finished my lunch, got up and walked away. Only halfway through did i realise my oversight.
Ran as fast as I can back to the stall and apologised to the kakak. She said that there’s no need to trouble myself, I can always transfer money to her. Perks of a loyal customer.
Good thing you did, otherwise I’m gonna hogtie you already.
Hnngghh . . . I mean , I didn’t. When are you going to hogtie me?
You gonna get it when you’re home
Mmmhmmm yesI mean, no. Please don’t.
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Happened to me once too. Luckily my colleague who ordered from the same stall called me back. 😥
🙈
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I can’t tell whether that’s really how the story goes or you’re pulling everyone’s leg 🙈
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Thats a good one…
They banged for sure.
I found the dad joke! <3
I should sleep before I start getting headaches at work again but I don’t want to sleep ;_; I still want to do so many things
that isn’t my main jobGo to sleep, young lady. There’s always Friday night when you can go crazy on them.
o7 I’m going to anime fest on Saturday but yeah, I don’t need to bring my brain there 😂night night!
Great jokes as usual btw
I’m going to anime fest on Saturday
Gonna need tax on that huhu
I don’t usually take pictures, but I’ll try :P
@imaginelizard wah lau buka sembang right at midnight ka
Ya la, because no bot to help me schedule the post while I sleep. Have to do things manually
@imaginelizard hahaha i was impressed lor - and clearly i also x tidur lagi hahahaha
Have you found the Lemmy instance admin chat yet? https://matrix.to/#/!OwmdVYiZSXrXbtCNLw:matrix.org?via=matrix.org&via=tchncs.de&via=mozilla.org ./unstrike
edit: yeah no, it’s emptyedit2: not empty, must have been a long lull there
What’s this for?
@Naomikho not sure for Lemmy per se, but because there’s no centralized admin, a lot of these internal group chats/mails started up because coordinate announcements or any such thing. So I’m told lol
That makes sense… I thought it’d be admins managing their own instance but not everyone started their own instance. Plus in reddit there’s a sub for subreddit mods to coordinate with each other like r/modcoord so I suppose that’s what they’re trying to do?
@Naomikho probably! I’m not an admin so idk how my tiny instance does theirs. I know it can get quite cliquey for sure.
I found the link in one of Lemmy.world introduction pages, but i never joined until just now, because i am really not interested in hosting/mod but kinda remembered just now it exists. I joined the chatroom to see - it’s very slow, but there’s people.
I see… We’re still building up the management on our side, but thanks for bringing this up!
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Nope I don’t think we are in it. I think cendawanita shared a link before though.
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Hmm… Seems like it’s a separate instance and doesn’t seem too hard to configure so should be doable. Let me take a look when I have time
Thanks, if only i can be more help 👉👈
Give yourself some credit man. You’re already helping much more than you think 😉
Huhu, thanks
Have to ask our in house developer or admin then. @Naomikho@monyet.cc, @dcx@monyet.cc
Yeah to have that tool works, kinda need that to be on the server
Your comment was deleted, can you repost the link?
Thanks! Starred it on my GitHub too just to be safe
Oo no bot. Sounds pretty tough to commit.
Yep and that’s what’s gonna happen to Reddit soon :(
Someone linked a GitHub repo for a Lemmy bot though and I’ll take a look when I have time.
Mods, how did you guys set the daily jokes in the daily chat threads on Reddit? Did the bot allow you to set it every day, or do you guys run some prepared script?
Who do I ping here ;_;
I change it manually under “Scheduled Posts” every day.
So it’s some kind of UI that allows you to edit text? I gotta figure out that part then… I need to find a way to make the Bot accept(read) some kind of command through the UI at least. Thanks!
So you’re the daddy with the dad jokes huh
do y’all still wear masks when out and about? I like that I don’t have to deal with overzealous nose hair every two days with it on
It has really become a habit for me that I sometimes continue to wear masks in the car(I wear masks for long hours at work, so I’m pretty used to it) and my family/friends will question why I’m still wearing a mask 😂
Only when crowded indoor space like mall or something, otherwise i don’t wear it anymore as i’m always i place with good ventilation or with no crowd.
Slowly phasing out right now. I don’t wear them as often outdoors if there aren’t a lot of people, but I still wear them when it’s crowded or indoors.
@lemmyin i absolutely still mask. I got mask chain la what la.
On public transport because its still mandated and when I go to meetings with clients.
I still do because large mask can hide my double chin
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I have apermanent white, thick strand in my right nostril. Pluck it, ad it will regrew again in a few weeks.
I buka topik here: https://kbin.social/m/kbinMeta/t/73476/How-do-kbin-instances-and-all-aggregator-protocols-work-to
Because there’s a big risk vector on small instances if the news about FB joining federation is real. I’m already hearing speculation that Eugen (Masto guy) met with FB because FB is planning to throw money at instances like his so federating with FB will not kantoikan his servers with traffic. Speculation because with NDA signed no one is saying anything publicly.
So 1-2 punch rn, between reddit being what it is and everyone else is still getting their bearings and Zuckerberg making moves.
Does that mean if they do that, meta service like fb and insta will be able to link up with fediverse?
@Annoyed_Crabby we don’t know the full details yet on how (i did share on cafe about 2 days ago what details we have like the proposed instance name) but short answer is yes. Details indicate that it’s going to be a bridge for its Instagram side where it exports to a (likely) Masto instance. And Fedi accounts can follow there. And from there, well, it spiders outwards… Once they get boosted, then which instance picks it up etc. And because how masto works on the backend every change propagates down and upline. That’s how u can accidentally DDoS small instances and webhosts if something gets too popular (it’s happened, and that’s with pre-reddit population size, lol)
I’d imagine that would be a death of small instance, both getting overloaded and their user will simply use meta. Damn it’s gonna get messier
@Annoyed_Crabby oh yeah, this guy documented his experience (he’s a popular guy, fedi-side) https://ar.al/2022/11/09/is-the-fediverse-about-to-get-fryed-or-why-every-toot-is-also-a-potential-denial-of-service-attack/
Then of course, before you guys discovered the place, mastodon.social had to be silenced or defed a few times already because open signups+ popularity = spammers sending crypto DMs across Fedi lol. They had to do the same thing every time: close registration and then manually clear out the accounts (they can’t afford to be cincai the way other places can once they get big; Fedi does also run a lot on reputation + if you suggest, ah then you join mastodon.social lor, sure will kena)
I see. I wasn’t aware of that sort of downfall merely by interacting with people. That’s a very detailed article, thanks!
@Annoyed_Crabby no probs!
I’m starting to like lemmy. Browsing this, lemmy.world and one more site. Pretty cool.
Would i be the asshole if i remove someone from my yt family without telling them and that someone is a friend whom i’m distancing myself. And if it’s relevant, they’re not paying for it sooo…
I’m sure you have your reason for doing it, but since they’re freeloading i think its…fair?
Idea for malicious compliance back at spezland: Turn the subreddit into one where you may only talk about people or place named Malaysia (yes there are a few). This one will alienate almost the entire extant community there so maybe one not to be enacted, it just can’t stand on its own. I just wanted to put it into words here.
pornstars named malaysia? dont remember if it exists.
Or maybe it can only be about sexy Rosmah. 🤮
Anyone unable to login lemmy using Firefox?
Hmm… I think it’s not working on my side. Tried logging and stuck at loading. And firefox’s developer console sucks :/
Yup exactly what happened to me… Just stuck at login
Sorry, I just tried again it appeared I was using the wrong password. @@ I managed to login just now. Do you see any errors on the console? (ctrl + shift + j on windows)
tried i just now, am replying you with firefox.
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