Joke of the day

When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

  • @sleepy
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    1 year ago

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  • @NaomikhoA
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    1 year ago

    Someone already built a python API for lemmy!

    I think the Lemmy community will be expanding really fast, really soon. I work with .NET C#, but I used to work with python in uni(altho I was the frontend guy) so combined with the knowledge j can get from the other Lemmy bot repository that someone else shared, maybe I can eventually make a bot for our community 🤔

    • Annoyed_🦀 A
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      31 year ago

      Nice! Can’t wait to have a community bot soonヾ(^-^)ノ

    • @dcxA
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      Open offer: If anyone writes a script that uses this API to do something useful for monyet.cc, and you can pack it up as a cronjob + python file, we’d be happy to host it for you!

      Please get it working and stable on your own machine before handing it to us though. Since this is untrusted python code we have to review your script manually, and I don’t want to be doing a million little code reviews…

      • @NaomikhoA
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        31 year ago

        👀if you know anyone on r/malaysia that is a dev, it’s time to kidnap em here…

  • @weecious
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    51 year ago

    Almost committed a crime. I finished my lunch, got up and walked away. Only halfway through did i realise my oversight.

    Ran as fast as I can back to the stall and apologised to the kakak. She said that there’s no need to trouble myself, I can always transfer money to her. Perks of a loyal customer.

    • imaginelizardOPM
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      31 year ago

      Good thing you did, otherwise I’m gonna hogtie you already.

    • @NaomikhoA
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      21 year ago

      Happened to me once too. Luckily my colleague who ordered from the same stall called me back. 😥

    • Annoyed_🦀 A
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      31 year ago

      I can’t tell whether that’s really how the story goes or you’re pulling everyone’s leg 🙈

    • @xaladin
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      21 year ago

      They banged for sure.

  • @NaomikhoA
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    31 year ago

    I should sleep before I start getting headaches at work again but I don’t want to sleep ;_; I still want to do so many things that isn’t my main job

    • imaginelizardOPM
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      11 year ago

      Go to sleep, young lady. There’s always Friday night when you can go crazy on them.

      • @NaomikhoA
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        1 year ago

        o7 I’m going to anime fest on Saturday but yeah, I don’t need to bring my brain there 😂night night!

        Great jokes as usual btw

        • Annoyed_🦀 A
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          11 year ago

          I’m going to anime fest on Saturday

          Gonna need tax on that huhu

          • @NaomikhoA
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            21 year ago

            I don’t usually take pictures, but I’ll try :P

    • imaginelizardOPM
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      21 year ago

      Ya la, because no bot to help me schedule the post while I sleep. Have to do things manually

            • @NaomikhoA
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              11 year ago

              That makes sense… I thought it’d be admins managing their own instance but not everyone started their own instance. Plus in reddit there’s a sub for subreddit mods to coordinate with each other like r/modcoord so I suppose that’s what they’re trying to do?

          • @oyenyaaow@lemmy.zip
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            11 year ago

            I found the link in one of Lemmy.world introduction pages, but i never joined until just now, because i am really not interested in hosting/mod but kinda remembered just now it exists. I joined the chatroom to see - it’s very slow, but there’s people.

            • @NaomikhoA
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              11 year ago

              I see… We’re still building up the management on our side, but thanks for bringing this up!

              • @zen
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                • @NaomikhoA
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                  11 year ago

                  Nope I don’t think we are in it. I think cendawanita shared a link before though.

      • @SheenTStars
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        11 year ago

        Oo no bot. Sounds pretty tough to commit.

        • @NaomikhoA
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          11 year ago

          Yep and that’s what’s gonna happen to Reddit soon :(

          Someone linked a GitHub repo for a Lemmy bot though and I’ll take a look when I have time.

  • @NaomikhoA
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    Mods, how did you guys set the daily jokes in the daily chat threads on Reddit? Did the bot allow you to set it every day, or do you guys run some prepared script?

    Who do I ping here ;_;

  • @lemmyin
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    1 year ago

    do y’all still wear masks when out and about? I like that I don’t have to deal with overzealous nose hair every two days with it on

    • @NaomikhoA
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      21 year ago

      It has really become a habit for me that I sometimes continue to wear masks in the car(I wear masks for long hours at work, so I’m pretty used to it) and my family/friends will question why I’m still wearing a mask 😂

    • Annoyed_🦀 A
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      21 year ago

      Only when crowded indoor space like mall or something, otherwise i don’t wear it anymore as i’m always i place with good ventilation or with no crowd.

    • imaginelizardOPM
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      21 year ago

      Slowly phasing out right now. I don’t wear them as often outdoors if there aren’t a lot of people, but I still wear them when it’s crowded or indoors.

    • @25DegradeMe
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      11 year ago

      On public transport because its still mandated and when I go to meetings with clients.

      • @katabana
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        I have apermanent white, thick strand in my right nostril. Pluck it, ad it will regrew again in a few weeks.

  • cendawanita
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    11 year ago

    I buka topik here: https://kbin.social/m/kbinMeta/t/73476/How-do-kbin-instances-and-all-aggregator-protocols-work-to

    Because there’s a big risk vector on small instances if the news about FB joining federation is real. I’m already hearing speculation that Eugen (Masto guy) met with FB because FB is planning to throw money at instances like his so federating with FB will not kantoikan his servers with traffic. Speculation because with NDA signed no one is saying anything publicly.

    So 1-2 punch rn, between reddit being what it is and everyone else is still getting their bearings and Zuckerberg making moves.

    • Annoyed_🦀 A
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      Does that mean if they do that, meta service like fb and insta will be able to link up with fediverse?

      • cendawanita
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        11 year ago

        @Annoyed_Crabby we don’t know the full details yet on how (i did share on cafe about 2 days ago what details we have like the proposed instance name) but short answer is yes. Details indicate that it’s going to be a bridge for its Instagram side where it exports to a (likely) Masto instance. And Fedi accounts can follow there. And from there, well, it spiders outwards… Once they get boosted, then which instance picks it up etc. And because how masto works on the backend every change propagates down and upline. That’s how u can accidentally DDoS small instances and webhosts if something gets too popular (it’s happened, and that’s with pre-reddit population size, lol)

        @imaginelizard

  • @Sync
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    11 year ago

    I’m starting to like lemmy. Browsing this, lemmy.world and one more site. Pretty cool.

  • @frieslovingvampire
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    11 year ago

    Would i be the asshole if i remove someone from my yt family without telling them and that someone is a friend whom i’m distancing myself. And if it’s relevant, they’re not paying for it sooo…

    • Annoyed_🦀 A
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      11 year ago

      I’m sure you have your reason for doing it, but since they’re freeloading i think its…fair?

  • @ruk_n_rul
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    11 year ago

    Idea for malicious compliance back at spezland: Turn the subreddit into one where you may only talk about people or place named Malaysia (yes there are a few). This one will alienate almost the entire extant community there so maybe one not to be enacted, it just can’t stand on its own. I just wanted to put it into words here.

    • @solus
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      21 year ago

      pornstars named malaysia? dont remember if it exists.

  • @TheV_game
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    11 year ago

    Anyone unable to login lemmy using Firefox?

    • @NaomikhoA
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      11 year ago

      Hmm… I think it’s not working on my side. Tried logging and stuck at loading. And firefox’s developer console sucks :/

      • @TheV_game
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        11 year ago

        Yup exactly what happened to me… Just stuck at login

        • @NaomikhoA
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          11 year ago

          Sorry, I just tried again it appeared I was using the wrong password. @@ I managed to login just now. Do you see any errors on the console? (ctrl + shift + j on windows)

    • Annoyed_🦀 A
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      11 year ago

      tried i just now, am replying you with firefox.